Here’s how some recent tweets describe flying:

LizaBelle30: Flying is like throwing yourself at the ground and missing

elysiancoffee: flying is like preparing oneself for a big performance in which I only become an instrument

johnnyo312: flying is so horrible now, the food is worst than McDonalds, service is very bad. Flying is like riding the greyhound bus.

Janellematthew: Flying is like driving at 40,000 feet

softserve: Flying is like being tattooed – it doesn’t get real excruciating until the three hour mark.

(Idea stolen from “Google is Like…“, which in turn was stolen from “CSS is like…“.)